Monday, January 10, 2005

Do's and Don'ts of the apartment-warming party:

DO serve cheetos. Emil really loosens up when provided with cheetos.
DON'T ask Michal what's wrong on the way out. She may corner you and explain that she's not yet over your "break-up" and say that she feels awkward around your friends and is actually mad at YOU.
DON'T smoke before the head of HR arrives with her two year old.
DO order pizza. That pizza was so good.
DON'T worry about not having any furniture. Apparently, the bed is even bigger than you thought and EVERYONE you know can fit on it at once.
DON'T worry about whether this means that you don't know that many people.
DO eat as many cupcakes as you can fit into your mouth at once. Thanks Mir.
DON'T be surprised when head of HR asks if there are drugs in them.
DON'T be surprised the next day when you see how many photos there are of you eating the cupcakes. And doing inappropriate things to the champagne bottle.
DON'T think that because the party ended fairly early it's a good idea to stay up until 3:30am and then not get out of bed until 2pm on Saturday.


Blogger Emil said...

Ok, the thing about the pizza is that while I agree it was REALLY good, I felt pretty disgusting when I got home and actually remarked to Javert that I never wanted to eat pesto pizza ever again, which is a shame since it was so good.

January 10, 2005 at 3:59 PM  
Blogger Zeke said...

Was it Pesto Goat Cheese pizza?

January 10, 2005 at 4:12 PM  
Blogger Pesach said...

When MIGeleh and I got home we followed up that delicious pizza with another slice of double-stuffed pizza (for MIGeleh) and some zeppolis (for both of us). We really took full advantage of our once-a-week day off from out diet. Unfortunately, the mix of those kamikazes and two metric tons of junk food (not to mention capping the evening off by watching this movie) made me feel a little ill that night into the next morning.

January 10, 2005 at 4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was hungry...but at least I fell asleep during some of Body Double. FANTASTIC place and good party. It was especially great when the yarn started flying.

January 11, 2005 at 3:47 PM  

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